Momma Bird needs some dang carbs. I got a little out of control and added kalamatas and parsley. I might cry in my hummus. #omnomnom
Everyone: make good choices today. #drinklocal
Well, I’m clearly not an adult. Here’s what I left the convenience store with. And that’s a vanilla Diet Coke. #notpregnant #justgross
IT’S ALL OVER NOW! I HAVE A MANTIS IN MY HOUSE!! #notgettinganythingdone
I’m staying on the porch until this guy eats somebody. Hope it’s not me.
Somebody is having trouble with her Tom Collins and/or Tim Shepard.
This guy freaking sucks at volleyball.
I found a photo of Thursday. Blah. #isitFridayyet
Misheard the weather forecast and ran back to my room to see the graphic for “gravity has returned.” #roughTuesdayroundhere